{"id":2738,"date":"2025-12-24T03:02:44","date_gmt":"2025-12-24T03:02:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/marihuana.ro\/index.php\/2025\/12\/24\/the-greench-who-stole-dankmas\/"},"modified":"2025-12-24T03:02:44","modified_gmt":"2025-12-24T03:02:44","slug":"the-greench-who-stole-dankmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marihuana.ro\/index.php\/2025\/12\/24\/the-greench-who-stole-dankmas\/","title":{"rendered":"The Greench Who Stole Dankmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cannabis.net\/drive\/1000\/3743_FZnp_greench.jpg?width=200&amp;height=200\"><\/p>\n<p>The Greench hated Dankmas! The whole Dankmas season! Now, please don&#8217;t ask why. There were plenty of reasons. It could be his head wasn&#8217;t screwed on quite right. It could be, perhaps, that his wallet was tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that his profit margins were two sizes too small.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Greench hated Dankmas! The whole Dankmas season! Now, please don&#8217;t ask why. There were plenty of reasons. It could be his head wasn&#8217;t screwed on quite right. It could be, perhaps, that his wallet was tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that his profit margins were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marihuana.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marihuana.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marihuana.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marihuana.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marihuana.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/marihuana.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marihuana.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marihuana.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marihuana.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}